美國喪屍災難指引

美國喪屍災難指引

美國CDC就喪屍災難發出指引

安全顧問HALO, 受美國美國疾病控制與預防中心(CDC)委託, 向1,000名來自軍方丶警察丶醫療和聯邦政府的人員提供特殊訓練, 為一項災難作應變訓練。

喪屍是這項訓練的主題。你沒看錯, 的而且確是喪屍。

CDC早前在網站, 亦詳細列出面對喪屍橫行時, 國民可以自保的招數。

開始擔心未日來臨? 其實HALO的訓練只是以這個最近的熱門話題(因5月佛羅里達Dade County發生的露宿者吸毒後"食臉"事件引發)為名, 提高災難應變為實的訓練。

HALO的理論:  "應付喪屍的招數, 對風暴丶疫症丶地震和恐怖襲擊同樣適用。"

CDC網頁的文章借喪屍之名, 提供災難預備的種種指引:

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

• Water (1 gallon per person per day)
• Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
• Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
• Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
• Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
• Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
• Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
• First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

 

其他政府機構和傳楳見到CDC的創意, 紛紛加入做假行列, 涉嫌惹起公眾恐慌的還包括美國海軍時報(The Navy Times)和國土安全局(The Homeland Security Department) 。

可能玩笑開得太大, CDC和這些機構, 近日忙著向傳媒澄清喪屍事件純屬虛構。

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